Sweet sixteen!

Sorry for the lack of posts! My computer crashed on me but my brother fixed it. =) So now, I'm back blogging! Yay yay yay yay! Luckily I kept a diary so I could look back and "report" to you guys what's been going on! Oh, crap. Nevermind, first of all,

HAPPY SWEET SIXEEN DARLING JOLENE!
I hope you like the presents bought for you! We spent a lot of time to choose your present you know? LOL. LOVE YOU GIRL! Hugs & kisses.

Just an update on EVERYTHING that's happened. It's gonna be a lllllloooonnnggg post. You can skip to other people's blog if you don't want to rot. =)

24th July
Remembered that I said my angel was sleeping? Well, I got a note from her plus some M&Ms and a cuppa milo for me! =) I got notes from my mortal too! Guess what? I got 21.5 marks for my F&N and it's over 100. Great marks. For section A, 9/25. Section B, 7/30 and lastly, section C, 5.5/45. I tell you that's my worst marks ever!

25th July
Got back our geography results and I passed! B4! Whoo! My highest marks ever! =) Got another note from my angel. My mortal(Nuruhuda) gave me TIME-OUT! My favourite!

26th July
7 people were absent from school today. O.o I only got a freaking 51 for my english. 51! I was so darn sad and I cried. Lynnette! I know your marks wasn't what you expected but don't worry, you can score better! You'll get an A1 the next time. =) My angel saw that I creid and gave me a HUGE note and a chocolate bar. =) Crapped with Carin and Roxanne ouside Cafe Cartel(they were supposed to revise) and saw Huiyi and Lynnette. It's GREAT to be single! Badabababa, I'm lovin' it!

28th July
Got back my report book and the result totally sucked.
English - C6
Chinese - B3
E maths - C6
Science(Physics, chemistry) - C5
Combine humanities - D7
Geography- B4
F&N - E8
Crap. I failed 2 subjects. L1R4- 24. L1R5-31. CRAP! I can kiss my diploma goodbye. Yeah, after listening to my aunts, I decide to take up hotel management and I think going to Temasek Poly is the best choice. Cut off point, 12. Oh crap. I really need to BUCK UP.

29th July
I went shopping. ALONE. And boy oh boy, shopping alone is the best thing ever! Like really really. You might think I'm crazy but it's true! Everyone should try it sometimes! Ah, solitude is bliss. =) All I needed was my mp3 and a cuppa mocha frappucino from Starbucks. It's really great you know. You can leave your house at any time because you are not meeting anyone, stroll at snail's pace and no one would care, browse through a shop for as long as you like without having your friend asking you to MOVE IT, etc. Best day ever! I spent a freaking $70.00++ I am NOT going to take my card out anymore.

30th July
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN JOANNE! Yep yep. Not much today.

2nd August
My angel is darling CARIN! =) Got toblerone and Hershey's cookies and cream from Carin and Huda! =) Went shopping for Jolene's present with Yining, HuiJia, Carin, Weining and Xinyi. All of us crapped and crapped and crapped. Played another round of angels&mortal!

3rd August
Mr Sunny Chong rocks! Instead of the usual chinese, he did picture discussion with us! =) Gave up loads of tips & he'll most probably teach us conversation next! Yay yay yay! The way he said:"Oh my god! What is this!" was darn funny. LOL.

Angel?

My angel is sleeping. Only one letter from him/her so far. You might say one is better than none right? Yeah, but still! In order to not to be like my angel, I decided to be nice to my mortal. Go on, ask her. She'll tell you I wrote her nonsense notes. =) But hey, more than my angel okay?

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Pirates of the Carribean was WWHHHOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA nice. But I SO hate the ending I tell you. I didn't expect it to end! I expected the movie to go on and on and on and tell us how they're gonna rescue Captain Jack Sparrow. Zzzzzzzz.

Orlando Bloom is so hot and I realise something. ROXANNE! Captain Jack Sparrow is more trip-py than you! I would love to imitate him running but it's freaking stupid to run with your hands flapping like a chicken. :/

So, I guess there will be a Pirates of the Carribean 3. Can't wait.

It was a strolllala for roady run. I couldn't be bothered to run this year. YAY JASMINE! You got SECOND! So good LUH.

And today, I was crapping in my diary about how we've become slaves to technology and how Mother Earth is feeling and how bad we humans are, cutting down trees and all that. :/ Very nonsense, I know.

Char Siew Baos

Roxanne died. She was slaughtered by Mr. Su and made into char siew baos. :/

Dance floor.

I'm thinking of dancing right now. Two days back, I went to St. Anthony Canossian Convent's(SAC) dance performance with Jasmine and it was WOW WOW. They had modern dance, jazz, hip-hop, ballet and indian dance. I thought the indian dance put up by Fengshan Primary was darn cute. HA!

Their percussion band was WOW too. Man, the dance was superb. I loved it. The finale was a ballet piece called "Night of the Living Dolls". :/ It sounded scary but it was all sweet and sugary. Ballet+pretty tutus+good music=awesome dance. Jasmine only asked me to go because babe Rox is grounded. :/ I shall never go out with Jasmine anymore. Everytime I go out with her, something bad is bound to happen. Right girl? Just kidding Jas. Oh yeah, JASMINE CHAN OWES ME $1000000000000 worth of LUNCH! You are so dead girl.

But it's not exactly her fault. All thanks to E who came up with a "brilliant" idea. Yeah," great", "SUPERB". Not. !#$%^&* DON'T ever ask me what happened. And JASMINE CHAN, you had better not tell, if not you will just end up owing me a more costly lunch. Lol. Anyway, thank you J and D for paying. Does it cost a lot? So sorry. :/

I SO wanna dance. Let's learn ballet Jas. Des pieds (pointe)!

Learning from mistakes. Not.

I self declare that I'm the biggest blur head ever! I very cleverly didn't check the freaking exam time-table! You see, I went to school totally oblivious to the fact that there's A maths paper (and I DON'T take A maths) and all the while thinking about how I'm going to die for F&N paper. =/

I walked to the place where we were supposed to assemble and found myself staring at this huge empty space meant for 2 classes. And I thought:"Eh? Why everyone haven't come yet huh? Am I that early?" Then I saw the people in 4/1, 4/2, 4/3 all had their A maths textbooks out and I went F*** in my head. I stood there looking like a lost chick. Chick, animal, not that chick chick. Hyuk hyuk.

I decided to go back home. T_T HELLO!? This isn't the first time it happened. Yes, not the first time and I thought after the first time I would learn to study my time-table just in case any similar incident happens and it happened, hello school! I AM SUCH A DUMBASS! Ah well. I only revised one hundredth of the whole of F&N textbook and I still don't feel like revising.

Nonsensical dialogue.